I have the lamest predicament ever.
I have a tried-and-true theory that everybody looks better with a tan/some color. You can't argue with me on this one, because I am pretty set in stone on it. On our family vacations we used to have competitions who got the darkest. As a girl, you also have to wear barely, if any, makeup at all, when you have a tan. Which is a double perk.
On the same note, let me tell you how many times someone in my family has had skin cancer cut off of them.
I have discovered the wonderful world of spray tan. No damage to your skin, and a great tan. Perfect! Right? Well...the very first day you do it, you are an orange little weirdo. THEN once you take your first shower after the spray, you look waaaay more normal.
What's my predicament, you ask?
I could go into labor any day now, and I
a) don't want to look like a puffy, white, blonde monster in my birthing pictures
b) REALLY don't want to look like this poor girl below
So, just leave it be, huh?
Not worth the risk of possibly going into labor the same night I spray tan?
I'd love for the timing to be just right and Ruby come out and think "man, my mom's a hottie"
But I'd hate for her to come out and see this image and think "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"